scotland

scotland
1. (Scotland) (1903↑, 747↓)
1 Descrided by First Minister [Jack MacConnel] as "The best small country in the world". 2 Is responcible for The United Kingdom, as it subsidises England, rescently stoped the English from electing the pro-ethnic cleansing Conservitave party, and does all the fighting in Iraq. 3 The only country in the world to have a First Past the Post system of government and a 6 party system. 4 Invented everything of use in the world 5 The only country in the world which has a minority of people who speak the official language 6 Best Primary Education in the world and 6th best secondary education (after Japan, S Korea, and Scandanavia)

Scotland is the most patriotic country in the world which doesn't artificially create partiatism using propaganda.

2. (scotland) (1079↑, 308↓)
The country up north that says aboot and eh, and isn't Canada. It is very patriotic and has some good local rugby teams, some top-quality football teams, great pies, beer, and an education system that 0wnz all others. Only bad thing is the climate, which is a bit duff.
3. (Scotland) (978↑, 289↓)
The Country that’s Above And on Top of England In every respect. Jesus: But Father you have created this wonderous land with beautiful scenery and natural wonders, why are you so generous to these people? God: Yes my Son\! But wait untill you see the Neighbours I am giving them\!

Scotland is the country on top

Author: william the wallace http://scotland.urbanup.com/1660103
4. (Scotland) (818↑, 229↓)
Gaelic name: Alba. The northernmost country of the [United Kingdom]. Reknowned for [tartans]/[kilts](which men look stunning in\!), the lovely [Highlands], many [language]s ([Gàidhlig], Scots), and much grief from the [English]. Americans are known to settle there because of less expensive homes. The country is already very mixed up with people; native Scots could eventually be overwhelmed.

"Latha Math\!" (Good day\!) "I'm sorry?" "Nach eil Gàidhlig agaibh?" (You don't speak [Gaelic]?) "I'm afraid that I don't understand you, ma'am... I thought you people spoke English." "We do speak English... and Gaelic was our original language before the bloody English came in\!"

5. (Scotland) (910↑, 409↓)
The nation of the tartan army supporters, the best supporters on the planet\! And we hate the ENGLISH\!\!

Q. You're trapped in a room with a tiger, a rattlesnake and Jimmy Hill. You have a gun with two bullets. What do you do? A. Shoot the Jimmy Hill - twice. Q. What do you have when 100 English football fans are buried up to their necks in sand? A. Not enough sand.

6. (Scotland) (686↑, 265↓)
The Country thats Above And on Top of England In every respect. The British Canada\!

Scotland Is way Nicer Than England

7. (Scotland) (613↑, 257↓)
Scotland - located above England. Contrary to popular belief that it was [England] that took over Scotland, it was the other way around. James I of England was originally James VI of Scotland, Mary Queen of Scots son. When Elizabeth I died without an heir, her only living relative, James VI, became King of England, and thus united the two countries. Scotland has a rich heritage coming from the Picts, the Celts, the Vikings, the Romans etc. Surprisingly to some, not all Scots have ginger hair. In fact, gingers (myself included) are a dying breed. We have an excellent education system, which is much easier to understand how it works than the English system. Start school aged 4/5, leave aged 17/18 after 7 years at Primary and 6 years at secondary. We have one of the world's best universities, handily located on the East Neuk of Fife in scenic St. Andrew's, which unfortunately is becoming polluted with English toffs who are unnecessarily keen to escape top-up fees and want to go to St. Andrew's. YOU ARE RICH. YOU DON'T NEED TO WORRY ABOUT MONEY\! Excellent football, with the best team in Scotland being Glasgow [Celtic] Football Club, despite the poor national record, although the ladies side is promising. Scotland is a very patriotic country, and does not in fact harbour IRA supporters. It also appears as though England and the English are determined to squash our Scottishness, as whenever we do something well, we become British, but English people doing well retain their national identity. An excellent example of this is with Andrew Murray the tennis star from Dunblane who was consistantly referred to as British, yet Henman is English. The Scottish Government is doing well, after a 300 year absence. Despite the Labour party technically being in power, at least we don't have Tony Blair and the recent loss of a "safe Labour" seat in Dunfermline and East Fife to the Lib Dems shows that Labour is out. Once New Labour are ejected from power, either the Lib Dems or the SNP should gain power. The SNP have very admirable aims, as Scotland's independance is reluctant as if we weren't joined with England, who would there be to fight in Iraq. Also home to some of the funniest people and great actors and past inventors.

Scotland Rules\! FREEEEEEEEEEEDOM\!

8. (Scotland) (424↑, 185↓)
The reason England lives in fear. We took them on and owned them when they had guns. We had swords. Large Swords.:)

English Man : We are better... Scottish man : *Draws out sword* eh? English Man : *scared* never mind, you rule, you rule... Scottish man :And who are we? English man : Scotland...

9. (Scotland) (271↑, 43↓)
Gaelic name [Alba] Capital City [Edinburgh] Languages [English], [Scots] and [Gaelic] Pop 5000.000(aprox) Highest Peak [Ben Nevis] 1344 m (4409 ft) Patron Saint [St Andrew] Flag St Andrews Cross or Saltire, oldest National Flag in The world (still in use) Nation State within the [UK] Scotland has a long and bloody history with as much internal conflict as well as having to fend off repeated invasions from such foe's as the [Romans],[saxons],[Vikings] and the Anglo [Normans] [English]. Scotland was an Independent Sovereign State until 1707 when the 'act of union' was agreed upon Joining Scotland with England and Wales to Form [Great Britain].Although never popular with the common people The New State did bring Benefits for all three nations [The British Empire]Was one such example with Scots playing a major role.By the time of the Industrial Revolution ,Scotland Was at the centre of innovation and invention.[Glasgow] became known as the second city of the Empire and The industry in Central Scotland and Clydeside made it known as the 'workshop of the world' Recent Times have seen a shift in the Nations fortunes With the decline of shipbuilding coal mines and steelworks being replaced with technological industries. 1999 witnesed the first Scots Parliament in Edinburgh in nearly 300 years.The current First Minister (at time of writing) is Jack McConnell

Having Read many Opinions on Scotland on here I thought I would Write a Factual One See [Scottish Inventions] for more insight to our unique heritage

10. (Scotland) (278↑, 64↓)
The only place in the world where you can buy a [haggis] and a curry in the same shop\! "The best small country in the world"

- When an Englishman/woman wins a sporting event, it is an English victory, but when a Scotsman/woman wins a sporting event, it is a British victory. Likewise, we only ever hear of Scots sport failures, or British sport failures, never an English failure. a prime example of [selective britishness] Scotland the Brave\!

Author: Babelfish Scotland http://scotland.urbanup.com/1831087
11. (scotland) (400↑, 190↓)
One of the best damn countries on Earth\! The accent is often stereotyped, but I like it.

Scotland rules\! I'm gonna live there one day...

Author: Lieutenant Tarpit http://scotland.urbanup.com/775219
12. (Scotland) (260↑, 77↓)
Fantastic Nation East of Ireland and South of Norway of Haggis Munching Commando Bollocked Handsome Devils. Natural Enemies of The [Sassenachs][English]we eventualy got sick of beating the shit out of them,so now we live in an uneasy [truce] for now, called The [United Kingdom]on the island of [Great Britain].But That will change shortly when we decide to flush the fuckers down south like a rancid [turd]and become independent again.

Scotland has guys who don't wear underwear in winter and drink whisky neat\! Real Men\!

13. (scotland) (263↑, 87↓)
An ode to Highlander... Home of The Cioch (Cuillin Hills, Isle of Skye), which you should only climb if you're immortal.

*shouting to mate down below* I'm fucking shitting it up here on this Cioch. Call mountain rescue NOW before I become part of Scotland's landscape\!

14. (Scotland) (271↑, 102↓)
Country that's way better than England. Why? Hmmm, where to start..? -EDUCATION: Scotland has a far better education system, we produce the second highest number of university graduates in the world (second to the United States) and there are no tuition fees, only problem with this is our universities are now crawling with English 'tuition fee refugees'. We should stop letting them in, but then who can blame them for trying, they do, after all have a third rate education system. -INVENTIVENESS: You name it, chances are we invented it just a few examples are Television, VCR, Telephone, Photocopier, Fax Machine, electric light etc etc. Now what has England invented? Oh, that's right, not a DAMN thing\! -LANDSCAPE: While England boasts flat, featureless terrain Scotland is largely rugged and mountainous, we are the wildlife capital of Europe and have some of the finest scenery found anywhere in the world, not to mention some of the last remaining wilderness areas of Europe. What has England got... other than a geriatric royal family and a mediocre football team? -FOOD: Now I know English like to turn their nose up at Scottish food and that of many other countries, but what about their own 'cooking'? Liver and onions? Pea soup? Kidney, eel and fish pie? BARF\! Hmmm I'll take haggis any day thanks, plus we have great whiskey and awesome beer which, unlike those poncey English fuckers, we don't drink at room temperature -ACCENTS: Say what you want about our accents but at the end of the day it's a lot better than that creepy-ass paedo-sounding accent most English have. Scotland:5 England:0 I have really merely scratched the very surface of why Scotland is better but I tire of writing this. So, slag Scotland all you want, truth of the matter is it's way better than jolly olde England, think you're all just bitter because no one takes you seriously anymore...Pathetic, little wonder.

Scotland; land of heather, great whiskey, shortbread, and deep fried... well, everything\!

Author: mad_on_a_mission http://scotland.urbanup.com/1961907
15. (scotland) (193↑, 39↓)
An American is on 'vacation' in the UK and is touring famous Cathedrals and churches. In London, he visits Westminster Abbey and sees a golden telephone with a sign advertising 'calls to God, £1000'. In York, he visits York Minster and sees the same golden telephone with the same sign advertising 'calls to God, £1000'. In Edinburgh, he visits St Giles and again sees the same golden telephone, but this time the sign reads 'calls to God, 10p'. Surprised, he seeks out a member of the clergy and asks,

'Minister, in Westminster Abbey and York Minster I have seen this golden telephone and calls to God advertised at £1000, yet here the price is only 10p\! Why is that?' The Minister replies 'Ah, you are in Scotland now. It's a local call\!'

Author: Ewan Carmichael http://scotland.urbanup.com/2022421
16. (Scotland) (264↑, 124↓)
Unfortunately part of the United Kingdom since 1707. Scotland is a small, underpopulated yet beautiful country of 5 million souls. Not all however are strictly scottish due to mass emigration forced and voluntary and mass immigration, mostly Irish. Scotlands indigineous people were celtic. One original tribe, the "picts" and the other the "scoti" (originally from Ireland) their two royal families intermarried and created a united Scotland. The lifestyle of the picts was retained i.e tartan whereas the language of the scoti became dominant gadhlig or scottish gaelic as it is now known. Scotland has been proven to be almost completely unconquerable with its mountainess landscape and fierce natives. The Romans could only invade about 2/5 of scotland and the english, however hard or often they tried could never get a decent foothold on this great land and were always eventually repelled. Scotland was sold down the river by its nobles and joined with England to form the UK. England had tried building an Empire before the union but had made a hash of it. With Scotland on board they got somewhere due to oh lets see. 1. Use of what many consider to be the best soldiers in the world (the English are now so jealous they want to disband the scottish regiments and merge them into one). 2.use of Scotlands rich land and resources. 3.her people: hardworking, tough, resilient, intelligent( John Logie baird, look up scottish inventors and you'll get the picture) 4.ruthless.( Look at what the Scots did when they settled in Ulster, Ireland) 5. scootish industrial muscle i.e the clyde shipyards. Scots are a proud people who litter the globe especially north america and australia. SECTARIANISM IN SCOTLAND: "THE IRISH CANCER" Scotland is a divided country however. Religiously scotland was originally catholic but reformed to protestantism. Many remianing catholics emmigrated after the 45 and highland clearances. Today most of scotlands catholics (750,000) are of irish decent. Many protestants in scotland are also of irish decent( confusingly many have scottish names as scots settled in ireland).These protestants are usually loyal to the queen and the union with england, go on orange walks to celebrate protestantism and the battle of the boyne in 1690, thus the irish catholics hate this and this causes sectarianism in scotland. irish people were generally hated by wide spectrum of the scottish protestant people when they first settled and still are by many. THE ENGLISH: most scots and inhabitants of scotland tend to want england to lose at sport some see this as healthy/friendly rivalry some dont. some scots hate english altogether whereas the majority of scottish nationalists just want scotland to be "free" in the words of mel gibson and independent from the rest of the uk. this frustration however makes many prone to disliking english people. scotland has its own parliament but its powers are mickey mouse and can be over ruled by the uk one. fact1.- scotland needs more people but not english, anyone else especially those of scots decent. fact2. - scotland WOULD be better of alone outside the uk like ireland is. reasons include north sea oil reserves remaining and the money the uk would owe back from what its wasted. scotlands potential to be european leader in wind energy.Scotland would not need to spend billions like it is just now on armed forces, scotland doesnt need an army: we'll remain neutral like ireland unlike tony blair. hey if the uk invade the un will deal with it or indeed George.W. will as he is of his proud scots heritage (as most texans are) UNfortunately too many people in scotland believe the scare tactics the Unionist political parties spew up about independence for scotland and too many are also ignorantly loyal to a certain party i.e irish catholics and labour party( Unionist, yes it is strange isn't it... loyal catholic irishmen....) or indeed loyal to "britishness" and the queen ( orangemen and other english buttkissers) they dont seem to realise their being laughed at by english jingoists.

Scotland, its people and its problems. aye

Author: Big Man of Scotland http://scotland.urbanup.com/1783368
17. (scotland) (290↑, 163↓)
scotland is awesome (may not sound like it but i am scottish living in california for more than 10 years does some things to you)

in scotland they dont rape sheeps you fucktards just eat the inards out of them

Author: godofthunder89012 http://scotland.urbanup.com/403885
18. (scotland) (187↑, 65↓)
A country of purple heathered mountains, the freshest, most crisp and pure water in the uk, deep, mysterious lochs, ancient forest, spectacular wildlife and of course inhabited by a race of people who are decended from the ancient [celts]....a hardy bunch of [warriors] who have been feared the world over, since the great roman invasion. you may find none of this list associated with england. it is quite obvious that the old chip on the shoulder started with our neighbours to the south. so jealous of scotlands quality, its fertile land, its beauty....that they wanted it for themselves. well...you're nae fucking getting it....just to emphasise the message our ancestors gave to yours.

first along came the romans. the most powerful empire the ancient world has seen. over the english channel they sailed, landing in the south of england. one or two swishes of their swords and they had control over it all.....apart from the north. to the north lay a landscape that became more forrested, mountainous and mysterious. so, the romans arrived in what is now scotland. to cut a long history lesson short.....there were many skirmishes in which the romans had won and lost. but the basic craic was that the natives scared the shit out of them so much....they had to build walls to mark the extremity of their empire....and to keep out the natives from invading them\! the natives were named ['picts'], or ['pictii']. this reffered to the fact they painted themselves blue with shapes and images of animals. in true celtic style....they went into battle naked....not really giving a shit. weapons of choice: spears, [big huge swords] and shields. also deadly charriots. we have a story to tell about the roman invasion....not only were the english not there....but they cant claim to have succeeded in repelling the worlds most powerful empire\! i think they may be jealous. later along the time line the ['scotti'] of antrim, northern ireland, migrated the short crossing to argyll and began to settle eventually becoming allies of the picts. through this alliance they steadily gained power in northern britain....repelling attempted invasions from [vikings], [saxons], northumbrians, britons [angles] etc. what a show i must say. conquering this land of what was now becoming a united scotland was impossible. after some seriously bloody encounters, and years of unclear goings on......kingdoms established themselves. the english and scottish rivalry was just beginning. england had established itself as the main military power on this side of europe...yet still could not bring scotland to heel\! after some unsuccessful campaigning in europe...the english turned their attention to the land in the north. scotland. the english had invaded scotland, with some degree of success. they took castles and therefore commanded much of lowland scotland.....much to the frustration of the scots. but uprisings were slowly emerging, eventually in the form of [the great william wallace]. wallace hated the [sassenachs] with a passion...as did most scots. king edward the 'longshanks' of england would declare scotland his....and would answer to english superiority. wallace got in a scrap one day with a few english soldiers who slagged him off. he ended up killing them all...with his legendary sword which measures five feet in length. the english were on the hunt for him....he killed some more, and was branded an outlaw. so....he thought he might aswell gather a few mates and start attacking english garrisons....brutally killing every english soldier. his army grew larger, thus creating the famous rebellion that he led. after this and that, he finally met edward in battle. he and his mates hung around stirling quite a lot, so edward made his way to stirling in 1297 with a massive force of 10,000 troops a large band of calvary and all sorts of goodies he would use to destroy the scottish rebellion. on the [11th of september], 1297 the english arrived at stirling. no sign of wallace. no sign of any scottish resistance. edward believing victory already at hand, began crossing the narrow wooden bridge across the river forth. wallace was hiding behind a hill with all his mates, who were very outnumbered. he waited until half the english were across....then launched his attack. the scots, who were mainly highlanders and men from aberdeenshire....hit the english like a train....and kicked the shit out of all of them. the rest of the english ran away crying for their mums. most were chased down and killed....quite right too. an important [scottish victory]...and a fucking good one at that. the following year....wallace had the shit kicked out of him, at [the battle of falkirk]....because the english used welsh bowmen to do their dirty work. not only did they cheat by using long range missiles instead of hand to hand combat.....they didnt even lift a finger themselves. too scared perhaps? wallace was eventually captured and executed in london in the most brutal manner. first stripped naked, he was bound by his ankles and dragged through the streets of london to smithfield....where he was then subjected to stretching, strangulation by hanging until only semi concious....he was then placed horizontally on a cross, his genitals cut off, his body then opened....his organs removed and placed in a hot fire. suffering all of this while he was perfectly aware of it....his head was eventually cut off. his execution was unjust....being tried for treason. edward was not his king. english frustration? edward continued his occupation of scotland for years....often using brutality against the protesting scots. [robert the bruce] was crowned king of scotland....and led his own campaign against the english occupation. he systematically regained all the scottish castles, defeating the english many times. but only one would remain in english hands. stirling castle. bruce demanded that edward return it to the people of scotland. this resulted in [the battle of bannockburn]. the english are said to have had an army of around 15,000 foot soldiers and 2,500 knights. quite a rabble. bruces army consisted of around 6,000 men and 500 horse soldiers. what happened next makes my mouth water every time.....the battle commenced....and bruces army completely humiliated the english by destroying most of their rabble.....and the rest ran back to englandshire in fear of the scots.....never to return. conclusion: english get frustrated with the fact that a smaller country than their own, can resist their greed and ambition of increasing their egos even further. to say we are over patriotic is ridiculously ignorant. we have so much to shout about...and english get pissed off at it. the chip is on your shoulders. this is my point. [haggis] is an amazing dish which the romans actually introduced to the world. england boasts their traditional dish of egg and chips....how adventurous.....pfft. we can also boast the oldest ale in the world....fraoch...heather ale.....over 2,000 years old. [whiskey] makes scotland a mint the world over...its the real mans drink...as someone already stated. tartan dates back to the picts....and now represents our anciently traditional tribal/clan society. the world loves the [kilt] almost as much as the scottish nation itself....only the english take the wasted time to call it a skirt and run it down. call it what you will....i dont see englands traditional dress anywhere? after the jacobites defeat at culloden, the english announced the ban of [tartan] and [bagpipes] in scotland. the bagpipes are noisy...but they are a proud instrument of our nation, and the only instrument on earth described as a weapon of war. we have our own traditional music...which rocks. we have our own native language, which at present is undergoing massive revival, even in the south of scotland....since it was also banned after culloden, and english was forced upon us by anglified lowland scots and sassenachs themselves. oh yes, and by the way, for those of you englishmen who say the scots speak a poor and twisted version of your language.....have you ever noticed we pronounce 'r' ? yes well the funny thing is that you dont. in this case im sorry, but you are at fault with the language. so not only did we abandon our native language to speak yours....we speak it better aswell\! i bet you didnt know that people from inverness have the best spoken english anywhere? ahhh. scotland is just sounding better and better eh? yes, our [football] is shite....we know. but we still laugh and are the best losers ever. the tartan army represent football the way it should be.....fun, and an excuse to party and love the game. english football fans are hated. the tartan army...loved. we accept defeat....the english hate it. because of the unfortunate [union of the crowns]....the scots have been first in the field of battle....when england have wanted to go to war. the war against napoleon can safely be claimed by [scottish regiments]. [the black watch], the [highlanders] and the many regiments that have global recognition as some of the best and most feared soldiers in the world....have now been disbanded. why? england....extinguishing an essential element of scottish pride and power. jealousy? scotland represents a massive influence in the uk.....but keeps being shot down in different ways by the english. we dont like them for the opressive ways in which they have wished to destroy what it means to be a scot, and their arrogance for calling our sportsmen and women british...so they take half the credit. we invented so many things that the world have benefitted from in major ways. penicillin, the fridge, the bike, the tv....ginger hair.....the list goes on. i will conclude that the english have no culture, no traditions....no identity.....other than thinking they are the best at everything. because of this i have defined scotland in a way that will make the sassenachs, and of course anyone else who doesnt want to understand the real SCOTLAND....know the craic\! i am from the highlands to the north....and we dont like the english very much up there. so next time you put on an england top....just remember....dont wear it in scotland....especially in the north. alba gu brath\!

Author: man eilean dubh http://scotland.urbanup.com/1929708
19. (scotland) (139↑, 69↓)
scotland is the best country in the world,why,becuase its not [england].

scotland would be the best country in the world if it wasn,t for its neigbours

20. (Scotland) (190↑, 151↓)
Scotland is the best country in the world, it has a totaly different education system etc. I am from aberdeenshire ( north east scotland) and in that area we talk a totaly different way than every single place in the world.

"hiya fit like fit yi been up to iday en?" = hello how are you what have you been up to today then? "och aye i dinna ken aboot at een like min"= yeah, i dont know about that one man. "moo" = mouth "fit" = meens what, can also meen foot "nit"= meens no "quine"= meens girl "loon"= meens boy "mannie"- meens man "wifie" meens lady "broch"= fraserburgh "daken"= i do not know "dinna kane"= i do not know "fit yi hink yir deeing?" what do you think you are doing? "i didna ken that you kint at mannie" = i didnt know that you know that man. "oot n aboot" out and about "fit fit fits fit ski?" what foot fits what ski I could go on forever, but the basic thing is we talk totaly different even from other places in scotland. I think the name of the way we talk is dorich.(not said like dorich but said with a *hhhh* dorichhhh lol) "at quine across ih road wis spiking aboot at loon fae the broch\!"= that girl across the road was speaking about that boy from fraserburgh.

21. (Scotland) (61↑, 25↓)
A country full of people who are bitter towards England because the English GONVERNMENT treated them like shit in the middle ages. What the Scots (and the Irish and anyone else who was in the british empire) seem to overlook though is that the average English peasant in the middle ages was also treated like shit by his own government, so they have no reason to hate normal English people.

Scotland, for all its faults, i wouldnt want to live anywhere else. And not everyone hates the English, its only the ignorant NEDs.

22. (Scotland) (59↑, 24↓)
One of the 4 countries of the United Kingdom (England, Northern Ireland, Scotland and Wales). The second most populous country in the UK after England. The biggest city is Glasgow but the capital is Edinburgh. Scotland is a beautiful country with unique scenery and friendly people. Scotland is NOT part of England and it is a terrible insult to call a Scot English or refer to Scotland as England. Scotland is often forgotten about after England. Many of us want Scotland to become an independant country as we feel the Union with the rest of the UK is causing us to lose our national identity, however we probably won't get it until the oil has run out. Education in scotland is very good, especially higher education as it is free to go to university here. we would probably get more tourists if the goverment launched a tourism campaign. All main and important transportation routes connect or go through london e.g. all British Airways flights go must connect in London Heathrow. Visit Scotland. It is a beautiful, exciting place with friendly locals and is not quite like any other country in the world.

Oh and by the way, we do not all have ginger hair, wear kilts and play the bagpipes. We're from Scotland, and proud of it.

23. (Scotland) (42↑, 12↓)
Scotland is great for sooo many reasons, [Scottish] people invented: the T.V. (Logie-Baird) Pennicilin (Flemming) the telephone (Bell) whisky (without an 'e' if it has an 'e' its shit\!) US Navy(Jones-maybe not something to be that proud of :S) Bank of England (thats right and now Scottish note are often knocked bank in that glorious land, the irony...) Golf think that's enough but the list is endless. OH NO WAIT\!\!\! missed out the most important... IRN BRU\!\!\! the most amazing drink in the world, so amazing that America fear it, having banned the import and so selling of it\!) also the most patriotic(not to be confused with biggoted), beutiful and just, as the great neds would say, pure minted\!

Scotland is pure great by ra way\!

24. (Scotland) (142↑, 115↓)
Scotland The Country that’s Above And on Top of England In every respect. Jesus: But Father you have created this wonderous land with beautiful scenery and natural wonders, why are you so generous to these people? God: Yes my Son\! But wait untill you see the Neighbours I am giving them.

Scotland is the country on top

Author: william the wallace http://scotland.urbanup.com/1666049
25. (scotland) (62↑, 36↓)
Contrary to the racist remarks made by english football fanatics previous to this definition, [Scotland] is a vast and pleasant land, filled with wonderful scenery, friendly people, and many different cultures. Though the few idiots that have posted before argue, our [football] teams are rubbish - And? The world does not revolve around football, a country is great because of the people in it and the land it has, not a bunch of grown men kicking a ball up and down a field and bawling like wee [bairns] afterwards. And we'd beat the [english] bastards anyday\! ;) Being born and bred in scotland, I wouldn't really know how it is for an [outsider], but in my experiances, it's not as bad as people say. Take my [latvian] friend, she moved to my school several months ago, and is one of the most popular girls in school. She has a well paying job, the locals never say anything bad to her, and she never seems to suffer because of her origins.

Don't label scotland as alchoholic ginger haired kilt wearing violent people, that's exactly like saying that all english have bad teeth and drink tea all the time, or that french wear berets, italian men all have moustaches and own restaraunts, or that Texans sleep with their animals. Not nice is it?

26. (scotland) (72↑, 47↓)
A country whose undeniably beautiful countryside is unfortunately tainted by some of it's inhabitants who are so insecure that they have to pathetically resort to saying they hate the English in every other sentence. A Scot met in person will most likely be incredibly kind, helpful and friendly. A Scot met on the internet will most likely be a mericilessly hostile self-righteous Anglophobe tosser with a chip on his shoulder after watch the butchering of History that is the film Bravehart. Your average Scot with an internet connection has so much integrity they would rather see England lose than Scotland win.

Random Scot: "The only thing I know about England is that Scotland is better. Oh, and we beat them in some battle and shit. Freedom\!"

27. (scotland) (42↑, 20↓)
an awesome country full of glens, lochs, mountains, islands, tartans, castles, great food, and the coolest accents

go to scotland for vacation, it's [the shit]

Author: laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa http://scotland.urbanup.com/3166355
28. (scotland) (124↑, 104↓)
A nice country which is full of "white settlers" who move to scotland for cheap houses.

Billy Connolly

Author: Andy MacFadyen http://scotland.urbanup.com/460107
29. (scotland) (66↑, 46↓)
Well, Well, Well, Apparently English people are saying their the best and they're better than Scottish people. Get a grip\! people who were defending Scotland had loads of examples about our superiority like our education system, inventiveness, landscape, food, language, accents, cultures, history plus the fact that we make up a supposedly UNITED kingdom and all the English people can say is: "A country which all the people living there are over proud, when really there is nothing to be proud of" "Scotland is owned by England and they cant handle it" "they never seem to qualify for the world cup" "Shithole country to the north of England full of haggis-eating, caber-tossing alcoholics" "overpatriotic cunts" "The scum of the fucking Earth\!". what kind of argument is that\!? face it. we're better.

Now I’ve done my proper Scottish argument, here's a English style argument: "ENGLAND SUCKS FLOPPY DONKEY DICK\!\!\!" and that’s how we do it in Scotland\!\!

30. (scotland) (112↑, 96↓)
Gaelic name: Alba. The northernmost country of the [United Kingdom]. Reknowned for [tartans]/[kilts](which men look stunning in\!), lovely scenery(fields, mountains, etc.), many [language]s (Gàidhlig, Scots), and much grief from the English. Americans are known to settle there because of less expensive homes.

"Latha Math\!" (Good day\!) "I'm sorry?" "Nach eil Gàidhlig agaibh?" (You don't speak Gaelic?) "I'm afraid that I don't understand you, ma'am... I thought you people spoke English." "We do speak English... and Gaelic was our original language before the bloody English came in\!"

31. (scotland) (113↑, 103↓)
very patriotic but the football teams are rubbish...not that many people say "aboot" and only a few areas say "eh" like some parts of edinburgh and aberdeen. the best spoken english is actually in scotland..we were forced to speak english when we were taken over by an English king and we were beaten to try and take all the scottish out of us...in schools we were beaten until we spoke proper english and if we didn't we were punished harshly.

"see you jimmy" "eh...nah" haggis kilts tammys, tartan, ill educated.. all completely wrong..all based on lies when scotland was occupied by an english king..lies and rumours were started to ensure english people would stay afraid of the "savage scottish people

Author: scotland_is_the_best http://scotland.urbanup.com/1207994
32. (Scotland) (14↑, 5↓)
1. A nation : one of two kingdoms (one of four countries) in the United Kingdom 2. A land : northern part of Great Britain (largest island in the british isles) and associated smaller islands 3. A landscape : bloomin' heather, bold mountains, sea lochs, drizzle, sheep, stags wild haggi, and kilted men 4. Our Home : " In zero 79 A.D. the Romans sailed across the sea and they settled in the south. But when they headed north they found a people proud and strong Steaped in fire with passionate song who would not bend and would belong to no one but the land they called their home Our home, a cold and windy home Our home, that would not bend to Rome No matter where I ever roam I’ll carry something of our home Our home, a brisk and stony home Our home, that would not bend to Rome. No matter where I ever roam I’ll carry something of our home And when the Romans turned and fled ‘twas us that sent them hence : The celts, the picts, the people they had tried to hamper with a fence We scaled the walls and crossed the waters Chased the romans back to Rome And with the huns, the goths, the meaty Briskly took apart their home, our home, our home Our home, a cold and windy home Our home, that would not bend to Rome. The birth place of our bones, the television and the phone Our home, a proud and angry home Our home, where people piss and moan No matter where I ever roam I’ll carry something of our home And then in 500 AD the scots fled o’er the Irish seas and founded dalriada In time the holy father st. coulmba joined the picts, the scots: all celts together ‘gainst the norse And Scotland that we proudly claim to honour and respect became our home Our home , a cold and windy home We crowned our kings upon a stone Our home, the birthplace of our bones, the television and the phone Our home, we cherish what’s our home Our home, a sweet and loving home No matter where I ever roam I’ll carry something of our home Our home, a cold and windy home Our home, that would not bend tae Rome. No matter where I ever roam I’ll carry something of our home Our home a brisk and stony home, That would not bend to rome No matter where I ever roam I’ll carry something of our home." - the martians

1. Scotland won the rugby. 2. The Romans invaded Scotland 3. My auntie rose sent me a postcard of scotland 4. I live in scotland.

33. (Scotland) (23↑, 15↓)
An extremely beautiful country that would be so much better were it not tainted by a population of needlessly bitter, tight-fisted, narrow-minded, hateful, racist, alcoholic hypocrites. Scottish culture generally revolves around slurring excruciatingly boring poetry out loud, glassing people in pubs, harping on about battles fought against the English many hundreds of years ago and eating food so calorific that even Americans might consider it unhealthy. The Scots are also noted for having their station signs pointlessly written in Gaelic as well as English, pebbledashed urban environments that would make any visitor consider suicide and a penchant for throwing telegraph poles short distances. Politically, the Scottish enjoy an independent parliament, though this opportunity for self-rule has hitherto failed to halt the migration to London of many of Scotland’s most inept politicians to take leading roles in the Cabinet, including that of Prime Minister. This tiresome trend has been justifiably viewed with disdain by the English, as it was for so long their impression that Scots were ‘not British’ and that they ‘hate the English’. Scottish contributions to the world include peaty whisky, shortbread and the Edinburgh Festival – a celebration of street busking. Manufacturing is generally limited to making crappy ‘Ecosse’ car stickers for use by non-resident Scots so everyone else knows that there’s another Jock tool behind the wheel.

Donald must be from Scotland, as it's his round and he's been in the bog for half an hour In Scotland we wear our shoulder chips with pride Scotland is a place where they eat deep fried sheep guts

34. (Scotland) (14↑, 10↓)
Gaelic name: Alba 1 Described by First Minister Jack MacConnel as "The best small country in the world". 2 Is responsible for The United Kingdom, as it subsidises England, rescently stoped the English from electing the pro-ethnic cleansing Conservative party, and does all the fighting in Iraq. 3 The only country in the world to have a First Past the Post system of government and a 6 party system. 4 Invented everything of use in the world 5 The only country in the world which has a minority of people who speak the official language 6 Best Primary Education in the world and 6th best secondary education (after Japan, S Korea, and Scandanavia) 7 The northernmost country of the United Kingdom. Reknowned for tartans/kilts(which men look stunning in\!), the lovely Highlands, many languages & bagpipes 8 Scotland is the most patriotic country in the world which doesn't artificially create partiatism using propaganda. 9 The Country thats Above And on Top of England In every respect. The British Canada\! :DD 10 an awesome country full of glens, lochs, mountains, islands, tartans, castles, great food, and the coolest accents (:

scotland rocks\! ((:

35. (scotland) (23↑, 19↓)
Country in the United Kingdom with a top-class education system. Famous for it's rich history, deep fried mars bar high levels of accepted racism not found in more sourtherly places in the UK

English kid: I couldn't get into the university of Edinburgh, Damn, Scotland and their high standard of education\!

36. (Scotland) (5↑, 2↓)
Scotland is famous for: - Drunks and alcoholics; leading to one of the highest rates of domestic violence between husbands and wives in Europe. - Bigotry: Most Scottish people still think it's totally acceptable to hate the English with such venom and spite, it's practically encouraged to air those views and feelings in public. - Grown men wearing skirts. A true Scotsman is said to be one who wears a kilt (skirt) without underwear - and this is usually proven once they're drunk and think nothing of exposing their 'meat and two veg' to other men, women and even children. But this crude act isn't a "sexual crime"; its seen as "just for laughs". True Scotsmen also think nothing of urinating in public especially when drunk regardless of where they are. Most don't even 'lift their skirts' hence their urine-stained boots. - Hogmanay (New Year's Eve to you and me): While the rest of the world are celebrating the end of one year and the beginning of another, it's the one night of the year where all of Scotland gets blind drunk. - Patriotism. Even if most haven't been north of Glasgow or Edinburgh (both of which are closer to England than the most northern part of Scotland)

"Is it true that, to visit Scotland, you need to turn your watch back 200 years?"

37. (Scotland) (3↑, 0↓)
The best place in the world..the grass is green..the girls are.... Well prettier than most and if anyone tries to say that its not or if our national dress code is mocked... be sure to fear for your life\!\! It is described as "the best small country ever\!\!" the only reason it isnt the best country ever is due to the fact that we have a country sized tumor growing from "oor erse" (ass). That tumor my amigos.. Thats right is england\!\! Need i say anymore\!\!\!

Examples of language used in Scotland\!\! 1. Cum ben the sittin room wee man (come through to the living room small one) 2.we gittin fir oor tea maw?? (what are we having for dinner mother) 3.Dinnie gees any yir shite (could you refrain from bullshiting please) 4. Yill beh cuvered in dug hair fae erse tae fuckin tit\!\!\! Oh my... you'll be covered in dog hair

Author: TheEvilScotsman http://scotland.urbanup.com/5959875
38. (Scotland) (14↑, 11↓)
Scotland is the most northerly nation of the United Kingdom. It's native name is Alba. The national languages are English, Scots and Scottish Gaelic. They are a Celtic nation. The famous Tartan Army come from here and hate the SOUTHERNERS (England).

Scotland is better than England.

39. (Scotland) (2↑, 0↓)
Home

I'm from there, and am damned well proud of it\! "Caledonia, you're calling me, and now I'm going home" - Dougie MacLean. SCOTLAND\!

40. (Scotland) (8↑, 6↓)
England's top hat.

Guy \#1: Do you not feel as though we should be wearing some headgear? It is quite cold outside. Guy \#2: Don't worry. Here in England, we don't need hats because we are real men. And Scotland is our top hat anyway.

41. (Scotland) (4↑, 4↓)
Where Ewan McGregor comes from\!

You: "Where do Ewan McGregor come from?" Me: "Scotland"

42. (Scotland) (7↑, 7↓)
National Dress - The Philibeg (The kilt is an english invention circa 1870 - India) National drink - whisky (or anythin else if you're buying) National sport - Gowf and fitba' National pastime - rippin't the p*** out of the english National language - Variable dependent on degree of intoxication National hero - William Wallace National Inventions: TV, Telephone, tarmac, raincoat(macintosh) the Bicycle. rubber tyres. The bank of England, The FBI, Police forces, The US Navy, Double breach shotgun, Whisky. Also:- Penicillin, antiseptic treatment, DNA, Dolly the sheep (cell replication[cloning]), Ad infinitum\! National pride - In Abundance\!

Scotland [uisge beatha]whisky, [gowf]golf, [fitba']football

43. (Scotland) (17↑, 17↓)
A country in the northern half of the British Isles. Geologically similar to Northern Ireland and south eastern Canada(being originally part of the North American tectonic plate that broke off and became attached to the European plate). The people are obsessed with the English and their relationship to them. This complex is generally made worse by the fact that most English people do not care about what the Scottish think about them.

One of the hundreds of thousands of Scotsmen living in South-East England: Scotland's great and everyone there is so much nicer and friendlier than you English b******ds\! Englishman: Well f**k off back to Scotland then\!

44. (Scotland) (31↑, 31↓)
A odd little country, north of England and part of the UK and Great Britain whether they like it or not. Painfully patriotic, but actually very nice people. Lovely scenery and all that jazz. Some of the population like to show themselves up by claiming they hate the English. Don't be silly. We don't hate you, so why this in return? They have a tendency to cling onto happenings which are probably around 500 years old and never stop going on about how much heritage they have. They will get rowdy when drunk, and some of the girls do have quite strange (read: gruff as 'owt) voices, but they are NOT all ginger, do NOT all live in castles, are NOT permanently drunk (although questionable), and they do NOT parade around in kilts (although all Scottish men should, because they're sexy). Scotland's lovely, go visit. But it is a little cold.

"IM SOCTTISH, NOT FUCKING BRITISH\!" "well, actually.." "AM NO FUCKING BRITISH AH HATE THE ENGLISH" "Patriotic bastard." lolscotland.

45. (Scotland) (0↑, 1↓)
Scotland, the country with the angry people. Known to have ginger hair and like to shout alot about a little in their country. If they move countries though they will tend to keep this patarism down because the other people will just be jealous that they have Iron Bru in their MacDonalds. Most people from Scotland also want independence even though the Scotish government earn more by being united with the of the British government. Some people also say that Scotland is Britians Canada.

Dave: Hey man, i want some bacon\! Ted: Lets go Canada. Dave: WTF man, theres a shop down the road Ted: Canada sell the best bacon\! Dave: Ok, lets go down the middle... Ted: ? Dave: Lets go Scotland Ted: Fine.

Author: Angry Scotsman 4444 http://scotland.urbanup.com/6258262
46. (scotland) (2↑, 3↓)
An area of largely uninhabitable wasteland to the north of England largely populated by alcoholic gingers. Young Scotsmen are encouraged to travel to England at an early age to seek their fortune. They can be seen emerging from cardboard boxes at night in all large English cities in order to stumble around picking fights with buildings and asking passers by for money. The English have always described these human waste as beggars but recent research has shown that the money given to them represents around 40% of Scotlands GDP. Many of the hundreds of Scots who can read and write are angry about having been [butt-raped] by the English for their oil but the English are now in the process of letting them mop up the last few drops that are left. Scotsmen traditionally wear a [kilt] (from the Gaelic meaning "short skirt worn for easy access to the genitals by [turd burglars]") in order to signify to everyone that they have come out of the closet and are available to [pack fudge] at a moments notice. The Scottish practice of playing the bagpipes (originally an English invention for the cleaning of drains) allows the average Scotsman to become competent at giving a [blowjob] whilst simultaneously giving a [hand shandy] to two others. A similar behaviour known as [tossing the caber] involves simulating gay sex with a well endowed man whilst other men in skirts watch.

1st Englishman: What's Scottish, full of shit and depressing? 2nd Englishman: Scotland

47. (scotland) (31↑, 32↓)
Scotland is a country of true pride\! any Scot knows that Scotland is a country which is beautiful and patriotic. 90% of Scots do hav a somewhat hateful streak in them but, that is directed to the English , and perhaps French n Germans. We may not be the best at sports but, think of all the great inventors\! We invented so many things eg the telephone , the steamboat etc etc. However , Scotland holds the record for highest scoring international lacrosse match , when the Scots defeated Germany 34-3 in 1994.SUCK THAT YA ENGLISH PRICKS\! WHAT HAPPENED IN 1966??? And finally ,Scots are loved the world over , for the hate for the english.I must say though , when i enter an american restauraunt , in eg Florida , the waitress will ask , "are you english" , i will reply , "no scottish" , and everytime this happens , the waitress breaths a huge sigh or relief

great scots: John Logie Baird , Billy Connolly , James Watt , Ally McCoist , Jim Baxter , Dennis Law , John Greig , Rod Stewart (if you want 2 count him as being scottish) William Wallace , Robert the Bruce and finally THE PROCLAIMERS

48. (scotland) (0↑, 2↓)
a country

What's big, Scottish and depressing? Scotland.

49. (Scotland) (23↑, 27↓)
A bitter little country, thoroughly upset that it plays no significant part in world affairs. Its native population enjoys being so anti-English that it gets boring to listen to after about 5 minutes. A nation so great that many [Scots] find it necessary to leave their homeland and settle down elsewhere... Shame about the inhabitants really because the countryside is stunning\! Glen Coe is a particular favourite spot of mine.

Josh: Can you name me a country that lives in the past Bill: I believe Scotland is one

50. (Scotland) (7↑, 14↓)
A down right smoking hot individual. Has a tendency to have oral fixations that can not be satisfied. Is very gifted in both physical and emmotional attributes and is the envy of both males and females. All in all the closest thing to Gods gift to man yet found.

Dude,...you see that girl from the other side of the bar??? she is a total Scotland

51. (Scotland) (10↑, 17↓)
anything and everything; it's a way of life.

throw up that Scotland, nigga\!

Author: Beefy Beefcake-stirous http://scotland.urbanup.com/3901374
52. (scotland) (45↑, 52↓)
Everyone knows what Scotland is. (especially if you could be bothered to read the definitions) But I just want to say, we're (yes, I'm Scottish) not all a bunch of English hating rejects who prance around in kilts and say ''hoots'' a lot more than your average Joe. Except maybe the highlands, well, not really. Although...

I'm going to Scotland, land of Scots, and sometimes Scotch, no it wasn't named after Scot but the Scotty dog probably was, speaking of dogs you can get a highland terrier and in the highlands you can get Scottish hillbilys (I'm being very anti-highland today)

53. (Scotland) (26↑, 34↓)
Scotland The Country that’s Above And on Top of England In every respect. Scotland Rocks\! Jesus: But Father you have created this wonderous land with beautiful scenery and natural wonders, why are you so generous to these people? God: Yes my Son\! But wait untill you see the Neighbours I am giving them\!

Scotland is way Nicer Than England

Author: william the wallace http://scotland.urbanup.com/1660102
54. (Scotland) (29↑, 40↓)
Scotland is a country in the united kingdom. It is north of England.We have our own parliment, which has many more powers than the irish assembly and wateva the fuck the welsh have, we get more money per head of population than any other country in britain (yay us\!) this means, england pay US, NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND. England are not "stealing" our oil, as Alex Salmond (leader of scottish nationalist party) would like u 2 believe.The oil will eventually run out and we cannot support our economon just this. Scottish independace is a romantisied idea, which is nice in concept but wouldnt work :) i am scottish and i believe in unionism Scotland roxs And so does its people we have REAL MEN (no underwear, even when its calwd (translation: cold)) We totally rock, but cant survive without our annoying older brother england

girl1: that guy is soo hot girl2: hes so manly girl3: he must b from Scotland

Author: pamplemousse776 http://scotland.urbanup.com/3743300
55. (scotland) (41↑, 57↓)
A great country, great education, (mostly) great people. Some of it's best products: The Fratellis Craig Ferguson Glastonbury SCREW ENGLAND\!

Scotland \> America, England, Japan, France, Italy, China, Canada and everyone else COMBINED\!

56. (scotland) (76↑, 103↓)
Scotland, a nation within the state of the United Kingdom. Scotland has; the highest rate of heart disease in the world, and the highest rate of obesity in Europe. Scotland also has , according to a 2005 UN report, the highest rate of violent crime in the developed world, followed closely by wales and england in that order. i am scottish, by the way. and there are many good things about scotland. like not being england.

fuck, i want to leave scotland and live in canada.

Author: mad tams wee brother http://scotland.urbanup.com/1771293
57. (scotland) (21↑, 53↓)
an imaginary "country" above england,,does not exist, is part of the UK

me:wtf do i have to do? friend:make up an imaginary country,, like scotland.

58. (Scotland) (43↑, 76↓)
Small grey country, full of greasy, bitter, uncultured scum. Construct an identity for themselves as 'tough', despite being a nation of wife beaters, and talk about little else but their perceived superiority to the English. Small penis, much?

"I love my country, and I love my buck-toothed, car-thieving, Buckfast-drinking thick-as-pig-shit countrymen. Go Scotland\!"

59. (scotland) (42↑, 87↓)
Ranked worst small country in western europe. The study by ‘The Scottish Federation of Small Businesses‘ (FSB) measured wealth, employment rates, health and education. Also has won of the worst national football teams in the world.

Scotland laugh when England do not qualify for international football tournaments or don't get through to the final round but conveniently forget their own international football history

60. (Scotland) (73↑, 137↓)
A country which all the people living there are over proud, when really there is nothing to be proud of.

oo im from scotland an i hate the english and we are the best country in the world.

61. (scotland) (45↑, 117↓)
a fucking dive of a place, inhabited by pasty ginger alcoholic bigoted racist smackhead cunts. the cancer on top of England

t's coming home It's coming home It's coming Football's coming home It's coming home It's coming home It's coming Football's coming home It's coming home It's coming home It's coming Football's coming home Everyone seems to know the score They've seen it all before They just know They're so sure That England's Gonna throw it away Gonna blow it away But I know they can play 'Cause I remember... Three Lions on a shirt Jules Rimet still gleaming Thirty years of hurt Never stopped me dreaming scotland is full of fuckheads. So many jokes, so many sneers But all those oh-so-nears Wear you down Through the years But I still see that tackle by Moore And when Lineker scored Bobby belting the ball And Nobby Dancing Three Lions on a shirt Jules Rimet still gleaming Thirty years of hurt Never stopped me dreaming (England have done it, in the last minute of extra time) (What a save, good old England, England who couldn't play football, England have got it in the bag ) I know that was then But it could be again It's coming home It's coming Football's coming home It's coming home It's coming home It's coming Football's coming home (England have done it) It's coming home It's coming home It's coming Football's coming home It's coming home It's coming home It's coming Football's coming home It's coming home It's coming home It's coming Football's coming home Three Lions on a shirt Jules Rimet still gleaming Thirty years of hurt Never stopped me dreaming

62. (Scotland) (70↑, 156↓)
The best thing to come out of Scotland? The train to London.

Scotland is a tiny place where no man wantsa to go and most do whats right and leave. :D aha.

63. (Scotland) (81↑, 225↓)
A country full of people constantly thinking they're better as they are higher up, although they never seem to qualify for the world cup anymore.. And they are the ones who laugh at english for being bad...

Scotland can go to hell.

64. (scotland) (129↑, 307↓)
Shithole country to the north of England full of haggis-eating, caber-tossing alcoholics.

Scotland has scenery?

Author: PancakeFeatures http://scotland.urbanup.com/1888599
65. (scotland) (110↑, 288↓)
A country located above England, only on at atlas though. Rains more than England, is colder than England which is saying something. The people are a bunch of overpatriotic cunts. Scotland isnt better at anything. England is better at sports, 2006.. A certain team didn't even qualify, rugby world cup. Food - wise England is better, once again, pretty pathetic. Haggis, and other such things. No thanks. And then there's the whole thing of trying to pass off skirts are "kilts". Pfft..Oh and then theres the mangled, twisted form of "English" that you try and speak. It's not an accent, it's called not being able to speak properly.

england lost in the quarters in 2006 - Scot Yeah but who didn't qualify - Englishman Scotland is amazing at rugby england are fucking aweful - Scot It's not a skirt it's a kilt - Scottish person

66. (SCOTLAND) (77↑, 269↓)
A country being nicely subsidised by the English taxpayer by using what little remains of the mainly English owned energy reserces (check your maps my ginger chums). This vast subsidy enables only Scottish students to have a free education and become the accountants/ actuaries /auditors of the world. The vast chip that most Scots have on their shoulder about the English is results what is medically known as a 'burns hunch'. The result is being even more bitter, twisted and miserly and blaming all the worlds ills on everyone else. The deligtful irony is that most Scots speak a version of English and their favourite sport is football? (of course invented by the English). Oh and the proclaimers (hahahaha\!)

England 4 Scotland 0

67. (Scotland) (76↑, 309↓)
Very nice people some of the nicest but also intrinsically racist and sexist (ages-long patriarchy), probably will never change. Avoid Scotland at all costs if Black, Asian, Chinese, or of any skin colour other than pasty White, and if do not want to fall off the social ladder and preserve any small sense of self-dignity if it still remains after a couple of months.

White Scot: "Welcome to Scotland we need you in our country to do the work that we would never do" Asian-looking human: "I'm not Asian, I'm not White; I'm Scottish" White Scot: "You an immigrant" Asian-looking human: "But I've lived here all my life" (Edinburgher) White Scot: "Well then you're a homosexual and Black-like"

68. (scotland) (106↑, 342↓)
Home to countless proud acts of history, to many beacons of humanity, yet, in the words of Billy Connolly, "can't even find a decent culture to be colonised by". The English Canada. Self-derogatory ,quasi-intellectual, left-wing, beautiful, shit weather.

"You come from Scotland? You speak really good English"

69. (scotland) (163↑, 551↓)
It's SHITE being Scottish\! We're the lowest of the low. The [scum] of the fucking Earth\! The most wretched miserable servile pathetic [trash] that was ever shat on civilization. Some people hate the English. I don't. They're just [wankers]. We, on the other hand, are colonized by [wankers]. Can't even find a decent culture to get colonized by. We're ruled by effete [assholes]. It's a [shite] state of affairs to be in, and all the fresh air in the world won't make any fucking difference\!

Nemo me impune lacessit

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  • Scotland, TX — U.S. city in Texas Population (2000): 438 Housing Units (2000): 173 Land area (2000): 11.213537 sq. miles (29.042925 sq. km) Water area (2000): 0.053382 sq. miles (0.138258 sq. km) Total area (2000): 11.266919 sq. miles (29.181183 sq. km) FIPS… …   StarDict's U.S. Gazetteer Places

  • Scotland, Pa. — Scotland PA est un film de Billy Morrissette, adaptation moderne du Macbeth de William Shakespeare, sorti en 2001. Sommaire 1 Synopsis 2 Fiche technique 3 Distribution 4 …   Wikipédia en Français

  • Scotland — Scotland, 1) so v.w. Schottland; 2) Grafschaft im Staate Missouri (Nordamerika), 20 QM., an den Staat Iowa grenzend, von den Wyaconda, North Fabius u. Middle Fabius Rivers durchflossen; große Prairien; Producte: Mais, Weizen, Hafer, Rindvieh;… …   Pierer's Universal-Lexikon

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